Goofy Looking Ads
How do we get people to buy copies of Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones? Simple, we put a guy wearing a karate outfit and a guy wearing a hockey mask and wife beaters on the ad. Those copies will fly off the shelves in seconds!
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Buy Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, or you'll be walkin' the plank to Davy Jones locker ye will. Hey barnacle brain. Stop fooling with that lass' scarf and help me sell this game.
Our buddy the karate champ is back to endorse Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. And here I thought none of the Fire Emblems contained any karate. Maybe Daniel-San is a super secret recruitable character in the game who can only be accessed by buying every other game made by Nintendo, saving those games to the same memory card as Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, sending Nintendo more money, ordering any two footlong sandwiches from Planet Sub, headbutting your controller, and finally having Ike challenge Daniel-San to a brutal game of rock, paper, scissors. There, Fire Emblem does contain karate after all.
