- Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Level Mountain Bandit? I'm Canas, your host. Before I became a game show host, I practiced elder magic. Some call it dark magic, a rather biased term in my opinion. Anyway, let's meet our fifth level mountain bandit, Gronk.

- *Scratches his armpits* Me Gronk. Me smash villages! Smash! Destroy! Rarrggh! *Brandishes his axe*

- Excuse me for a minute folks. *Zaps Gronk with Flux* Now behave yourself Gronk.

- Me sorry. Me no more destroy villages.

- That's better. Now let me explain how this game works. I will ask you five questions, each worth a certain amount of gold. Of course the more gold the question is worth, the harder it will be to answer. If you don't know the answer to any or all of the questions, then you can copy off of Gronk by clicking on him at the botton of this page. However, if you do so, then next time you visit a Fire Emblem message board, you must post "I am not smarter than a fifth level mountain bandit."

- Oh! Oh! Gronk know all of these! The first answer is ...

- *Readies his Flux book again* Not yet Gronk! Allow the viewers a chance to answer the questions on their own.

- Gronk no want to get hit with Flux. Gronk be quiet now.

- Without further ado, here are the questions:

 100,000 Gold - In Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword (Simply titled Fire Emblem in the U.S.), what is the name of the legendary sword Lyn obtains in her story?

 175,000 Gold - In Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, what monster always gives you 100 experience points, regardless of your character's level?

 300,000 Gold - How many chapters are in Fire Emblem: Gaiden?

 500,000 Gold - In which Fire Emblem is it impossible to have a 0% or a 100% chance for any weapon, spell, or staff to hit?

 1,000,000 Gold - Former Intelligent Systems employee Shouzou Kaga founded Tirnanog, which in turn developed Tear Ring Saga, a game very similar to Fire Emblem. However, Tear Ring Saga was called something else prior to its release. What was it?

- Click on Gronk and Gronk show you answers. Me have good answers.