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The country of Sophia is in utter turmoil. General Tozeh lead a coup de tat against Sophia Castle, and is torturing its citizens by replacing all Red Robins with McDonalds. Now nobody will be able to eat a gourmet hamburger again.

Ruka and his gang. Anoter case of Alm grandstanding.


Needless to say, some of its citizens decided to lead a revolt. McDonalds may be cheap, but their hamburgers are made out of processed sawdust. Ruka heads off to a faraway village to recruit the help of General Misen, Alm's grandfather. After a hard day of sword practice with his grandfather, Alm meets Ruka and his band at the entrance to the village. Ruka explains the desperate situation and begs Alm to get General Misen to help. However, Alm, being the little sneak that he is, slips a sleeping potion into General Misen's green tea. Alm then heroically offers to join in place of his now sleeping grandfather, so he can take all the credit.

We'll teach those bandits to invade our village. Alm jumps right into the fray.


After Alm takes control of the company by virtue of being the biggest and loudest braggart, the team is immediately attacked by Geico insurance salesmen as soon as they set foot outside of the village. Since the team is happy with State Farm, they make quick work of the insurance salesmen, and they even roast the little gecko over a spit. Gecko's really aren't so bad if you add enough oregano and parmesean cheese.
It wouldn't be a game without the occassional damsel in distress. Monster In My Pocket toys gone horribly wrong.


Eventually, Alm and friends make it to the liberation headquaters party being held at Chuck E Cheese's. Unfortunately, the place is overrun with disgruntled Monster In My Pocket toys who never recieved their fair share of royalties. Will Alm and the rest of the liberation army fell those foul monsters and overthrow General Tozeh? Will Clea ever get a new bike? Will Bird achieve his dream of becoming the world's greatest barber? Play the game and find out!
Clea gets airborne. Where to, Chief?.


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